Mmmm, Chewy...

My best friend, Leslie and I were in a local Rite-Aid store awhile ago, when we spotted the Cali Girl line of Barbies. Of course, we had gone to the store to heckle the merchandise, and we were not at all disappointed when we found such a wonderful source of amusement. The Cali Girl Ken doll looks more like a butch woman than a man ever would, plus they reek of cocoa butter, which is enough to make anyone high just from holding them. They look like they have been hanging out at the local gay bar, or getting highlights on their feminine heads! The strong smell of cocoa butter is more than enough to make anyone high, even an elephant, so of course we now have a running joke about munching on Cali Ken's legs and arms to get a buzz. The funny thing is that we had to search for the barbie that goes with this set, and she looked more butch than Ken and Blaine, believe it or not. On top of that, she doesn't smell as strongly of cocoa butter. All these men dolls with their highlights and perfectly coordinated clothes, but you have to search for the women? Sounds like a gay bar to me!!

Gwen